When Jay pulls out his business card, it’s downright ceremonial. He fetches it from his inside jacket pocket and slides the card, a hefty, stainless steel bottle opener, out of a protective plastic sheath.
It is then presented in the manner of a cat presenting a dead bird.
You could kill somebody with this card. It is a lethal weapon, wielded with deadly assuredness.
There was considerable buzz at the Tweeup on Wednesday around who scored a card.
There were skirmishes to snag one. That adds up to Best Business Card. Ever.