You may think I’m an idiot for saying so, but I actually enjoy reading most of the spam we get on our blog. Akismet runs most of the entries into the garbage pile, but I admit I scavenge there looking for molding morsels.
I have collected some of my favourites from the past few months and offer them up to you now as evidence that not all spam is without cerebrally nutritional value.
Oh my dear, that is a salient point. (A PVC manufacturer left that. Very working class.)
How pleasant to encounter you deeply in this most exquisite post. (From something called Albino Midget Amputee Porn.)
I’m interested now. Is there someone in your organization I can speak to further about this? (In response to the post entitled: So What’s New In The World of Dead Flies?)
I have been pondering this question for some time! (In response to Copeland Gets New Digs.)
On the contrary. (From someone selling Huge Natural B00Bs Road. Not a road I am personally going down just yet.)
A very cute post! My mom never allowed us to read posts. (In response to How To Withstand An Orc Attack On Your Business. Evidently Mom had no issue with the kids watching Uruk Hai rip the heads off peasant farmers and eat them.)
Your reputation precedes you. I enjoyed this post very much and think you should be considered an expert on the subject. Very excellent points especially in the 4th paragraph. I wonder if you would mind me sharing this? I can imagine you would have something intelligent to say about my latest blog post too. (A curtain and drapery online wholesaler, in response to A Simple Way to More Creative Brainstorms, which has only 2 paragraphs.)
I’m not sure, but I think my dog may have an extra limb. What should I do? (Thought I would finish with this excellent example of all that you are missing by NOT going through your spam box.)
There’s just a lot of really weird shit out there. Share some of yours!