Sorry folks, but it’s not everyday that someone introduces underwear that smothers the smell of farts. My brand brain starts to spin out of control.
The UK company responsible for this laudable innovation employs the same technology that goes into goes into chemical warfare suits. A pad of activated carbon cloth sits in a little rear door panel. The pad can actually absorb up to 200 times the smell of the worst flatulence you (not me, of course) can dish out.
The only thing missing here is a better name than Shreddies, which is how they’re being marketed in the UK. So I’m throwing it out to my loyal readers to come up with some suggestions.
The winning entrant will receive a free pair of these must-have first-date accessories.
I will get the ball rolling: Fart Catchers.
Ok, your turn.